real life high school advice:
- dont slack
- be friends with everyone
- kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN
Jesus fuck I am in someone else’s house trying to contain my laughter so they don’t think I’m absolutely fucking ridiculous
OH MY GOD IT’S BACK WATCH IT
nicki minaj - anaconda ft spongebob crew
imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.
Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.